AIYAH.
Friday, October 28, 2005
THE LIFE BIOGRAPHY OF MR PIMPLE :D
Day One (morning) : Mr. Pimple decides to settle down on yueqi's cheek, much to the dismay of yueqi. Poor yueqi gets mocked all day.
Day One (Evening) : Yueqi decides to do away with Mr. Pimple once and for all. With a determined look in her eyes, she dramatically whips out her sister's pimple cream, unknown to the fact she is ALLERGIC TO IT!
Day Two: Yueqi wakes up, looks at the mirror and GASP!- Mr Pimple has mutated into a huge eeky gross piece of crap the size of a front tooth! Yueqi wonders if she should migrate to Iraq and be a Taliban woman so she can wear the face scarf all day. She worries that Mr Pimple will be a permanent resident residing on her cheek. Her life is soo screwed and she is so sad ): "No", she decides, "I will not step out into the sunshine until Mr Pimple migrates".
Day Two was a nightmare and yueqi stayed at home ALL DAY. She was also feeling itchy and icky. She was a sad gal ): Even her mother LAUGHED and suggested playfully that she may want to stick a leaf on her face if she wants to go out. Yueqi digs out several plasters, including her favourite snoopy ones. Yueqi eats a big orange after she saw a certain line in her Biology textbook. Something that said Citrus Fruits helping to maintain healthy epithelium or something like that. She assumed that epithelium meant skin therefore the phrase above means quick repair of skin.
Day Three: Mr Mutated Pimple becomes dehydrated. Yueqi looks like she has gotten into a cat fight and someone gave her a big scratch on the face /: Once again, yueqi stayed at home, bored stiff with only chinese characters as her best friend. She decides with a certain bitter gleam in her eyes, "NO MORE PIMPLE CREAMS".
Day Four: Yueqi wakes up and GASP, YAY!- found that Mr Pimple has nearly disappeared. This is because the scab of Mr Dehydrated Pimple had fallen off. By the way, the scab is not the normal transclucent red kind of but the brown sort that you find usually on knees. Yueqi cancels her flight to Iraq. She says goodbye to Mr Pimple and hopes he will never come back. Good riddance.
Yueqi thanks her friends for their kind understanding, support and comfort during her encounter with dreaded Mr Pimple.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh no I've really gone mad.
Chinese Os in three days! O-k-a-y. I am going to calmly switch off the computer now, get up from the computer chair, walk to the dining table, plop myself down, open my ci yu shou se, and study my chinese.
YES.
Yueqi's Goals for the Day
-3A/ 3B
-Revise Sec Four syllables
Wish me luck, people ):
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